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Yawn.

"Parody"? A parody this is not. A parody puts a comical twist on something familiar. This was just a remake of Shaolin Soccer using different-looking characters.

Kudos for the hard work and good looking animations, but the lack of parody as promised (and slow pacing) made it boring.

Dead fish: Weapon of mass destruction

Those should have been the secret weapons on Doom. Could you image trying to cut your way through an Imp with a hedge trimmer?

fenix responds:

thanks man.... i love the fish too

2/5

Oops, forgot to set sound to "stream," didn't you? The thing got out of sync during the introduction.

The word-by-word-pop-up subtitles isn't very esthetic to read, which adds to the slow-pace of the cartoon.

I think you could do something good with this project, just fix the sound, improve the subtitles, and speed up the pace. (Recording dialogue would be a major plus, too.)

I gave it a two/five for effort.

Wow

I've seen too many crappy & boring Street Fither flashes on NewGrounds, but this one was AWESOME!

Mixed response

EXCELLENT animation. VERY GOOD quality work. Obviously, you put in a lot of hard effort.

But the music sucked lemons. I never liked Brittany Spears from day one of her career, and there are a lot of Korean singers whose music sounds much better than Boa's. I've already forgotten which song came next...

Well, despite my dislike of the music, I tried to endure and see where the wonderfully smooth animation would go. But all it was was the two dolls taking turns dancing to awful music. It looked fantastically rendered, but by the third song I was way too bored to bare any more.

Gut gemacht!

I'm not a Rammstein fan, but that was a pretty cool video. And those close-ups of the twitchy-eyed man were weird.

I know what you mean about troubles with the flash; when I went back to my first flash and cleaned it up and made improvements, the sound cut out at one point in the video and wouldn't play at all. So I had to scrap the improved version and roll with the crappy old one =(

HiddenPurgatory responds:

Vielen Dank! Finally,someone knows my pain!

Ahso

So that's where "hyakugojuuichi forever" came from...it all makes sense now.

Mm...doughnuts are fattening...

Tora!Tora!Tora!

I liked some of your weird video it. You should've found somebody to pick up the slacker's part.

But what really puzzled me was the music, which took me a minute to figure out where I've heard it before: It sounds just like "TORA TORA TORA" performed by the Japanese group MAX.

SeizureDog responds:

Nah, it was delayed for far too long as it was.

On the subject of tora, my school mascot is a tora...by which I mean a tiger of course.

Mmm, floor sandwich

Good (c)lock crew joke!

JonBro responds:

FLOOR sandwich?
More like, POISENED floor sandwich.

Thanks!

Nice.

It's nice to see another stick-fight flash that DOESN'T suck! These are what, 1% of all stick flashes submitted to NewGrounds?

A longer fight sequence would make this stick out more, too. (Pun not intended.)

It's also interesting that you decided to caption the menu in Japanese, while Xiao Xiao is Chinese.

JonBro responds:

...I like Japan. Where do Mario games come from?

Thanks!

I like to hide an extra joke as an Easter Egg in my flash movies.

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