Wally-Waffles's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Bitcoins Can't Buy Pizza]

My favorite parts:

"There's always more real things, but there's only so many numbers!"
"This is just like the dot-com bubble... when I paid $15,000 for dot-com-dot-com!"

RocketAdrift responds:

Oh poor poor Kelly...
Thanks for watching!

[The Art Of HouseWifery]

Amusing

But the music was too loud, drowning out the dialogue at times.

[Go, Go, Parody Rangers!]

"Release the bagettes!" "Ah haw haw!"

Sometimes you can't help but love the French!

[Blockhead: Episode 9]

New and different

Nice improvement of the animation; it's gotten really smooth.

I've always loved the dry humor of Blockhead, but it's funnier without a musical score. The constant happy-happy joy-joy music was distracting.

Blockhead's conscience almost looks like a new character. I liked his older, slummier look better. With his hair all neat and his clothing free of wrinkles, he's starting to like he cares about his appearance (which is odd for someone who hate's his existence).

[The Unleashed: Prelude]

Nice bridge between clocks and locks

Interesting, but I found it a bit difficult to follow the subtitles; They changed too quickly (and I'm used to Hong Kong movie subtitles), and it was quite confusing the way names were often abbreviated. Perhaps color code the subtitles to characters? In any case, it would have benefitted significantly from voice acting. (Wise decision to not use Speakonian voices.)

[Super Hero Man]

Ew! I hate the taste of mustace

Is that a pair of BVDs on his head?

[The Practice Compilation]

A one-man collab?

I think the word you're looking for is COMPILATION. COLLABORATION involves the cooperative efforts of two or more people.

Anyway a bunch of 2-second practice quickies isn't that interesting. They'd best be tucked into a full feature as an Easter egg if you really want to show them off. Or else find a way to weave to these scenes into a developed story.

[METAL-HED (Intro)]

Save it for a complete episode

...but I 5'ed it because Metal-Hed busted the rapper's radio!