Wally-Waffles's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Naruto - S.S.P. 2]

Too much audio compression

Sorry, I couldn't finish watching it because of the awful compression, like you get with crappy streamed audio. The distortion grated on my nerves to much.

NN-Meg responds:

Didnt let it load all the way before you clicked play D:

[Heil Santa:B0z0 Is Gay]

Heil den Weinachtsmann?

Wau, Santa klingt wie Lucy Liu. Was ist aber der Zweck dieses Miststuck? Und seit wann wird Santa mit Nationalismus verbunden? Sollen wir glauben, Santa sei ein Nazipirat (der Musik wegen)?

[I Am One]

Too random.

Awesome effort on the animation, but the visuals just felt too random and disconnected from the lyrics.

That demonic teddy bear reminded me of the one from Splatterhouse 3...and Screamers.

MrGUS responds:

I kind of DID try to make the general idea merge with the song, but it did get a bit random, i rather make everything open to interpretation for people to identify everything whith what ever they will, but if you'd like I could tell you what "I" meant by it. Thanks for the review.

[Drawing ^-^]

Cute but...

...needs some plot. Something longer than ten seconds. (And maybe you should have added "suru" to your title.)

MinuteMaidPremium responds:

plots are for gays ^-^

[Microsux]

Mi¢ro$oft should stick to PCs

That flash actually sucked, but I hate Mi¢ro$oft! So all my 5 are belong to this!

The store I work at is always taking returns on Mi¢ro$oft's games and consoles because their OWN machines can't read through the copy protection, and some machines actually carve a ring into the disks!

[Murshaq]

The Lawnmower...

...the WORST choice of "play guitar."

[The Hinckley Challenge]

"Why couldn't *I* have been born a mutant?"

Hehe, I don't remember reading that line. Must have been in the footnotes, eh?

[CU-Valentine's Special]

What is that thing?!

Ha, I fived it just because of the bat!

[Salad Fingers Episode 7]

Where do you get these ideas?!

Bizzar series...I can't help but watch with morbid facination.

When Salad Fingers said, "I'll fix you a hot bath," I thought it was going to turn into another "cannibalistic mishap." But this episode was actually much less disturbing than usual, once I got used to seeing a corpse seated at the dinner table.

[The Zero Dragon Ep.1]

Go, Zero Dragon!

Ha! That's one bizar adaption of Hong Kong film style, but I liked it. But instead of J-Pop, you should have scored your Flash with some Chinese rock music. If you've never heard any, I strongly recommend Shino Lin Xiao Pei.

Sound score lost a point because the voice recordings are a bit raspy.